Author Topic: The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown and his The Lost Symbol  (Read 18095 times)

Offline M.

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Re: The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown and his The Lost Symbol
« Reply #10 on: 07 August 2013, 18:26:24 »
My kid sent me the following...

Religious Truth

Taoism: Shit happens.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit.

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Islamism: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you deserve it.

Protestantism: Work harder or shit will happen.

Materialism: Whoever dies with most shit wins!

Atheist: I can believe this shit!

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us!

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.