The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown and his The Lost Symbol

[M.]

My kid sent me the following...

Religious Truth

Taoism: Shit happens.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit.

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Islamism: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you deserve it.

Protestantism: Work harder or shit will happen.

Materialism: Whoever dies with most shit wins!

Atheist: I can believe this shit!

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us!

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.